Friday, March 7, 2008

"Didn't you know, George Bush caused 9/11"

So lemme back up a bit to the beginning of last night.
I went to a Rugby game with this American guy that I met on our booze cruise from about a week ago. I love rugby, everyone is so freaking hardcore and butch. They literally beat each other to death on the field. Beer is god at this game! The bathroom line is absolutely non existent, whilst the line for beer is 30 minutes long! It was the season opener game, and our team (the one the guy sitting in the row ahead of us told us to root for) won. So the game ends and of COURSE it is pouring rain, and the anorak no longer does the job and everyone on the streets is looking for a cab with a light on - and there are none. After wandering the streets for half an hour, cold and in need of a beer - we finally find a cab and meet up with Ryann at the Scary Canary. BTW if i have said anything negative bf about the Scary Canary, I don't take it back, but I would like to say it is now our fav place. We have a few drinks at the Canary and then our new british friend ben, ryann's friend matt from NC (who flew in for the week of his spring break) and me and my rugby friend corey and ryann all go to KARAOKE. And if any of you are unaware RYANN LOVES KARAOKE more than almost anything in world. So we go to the place round 11, and have to come back at 1am for a room. when we get back we see some poor drunken idiot vomiting in the room that is supposed to be ours next . . . grrrrrrreat. Well the kid lasted long enough that another room opened so we didn't have to sing in the Vom Room. Ryann bought us all a few bottles of champagne and that girl sang her little heart out, ha - what a sight. So finally we leave around 3, and it ended up that it was just me and ryann at the front for a bit with the three bouncers. So one of the bouncers starts chatting with us about how we are from Texas, and it's all friendly until one said the most evil statements I have heard in a very, very, very long time.
"George Bush caused 9/11"
Well i basically lost it and was beside myself. Of course this guy was trying to get me riled up, but I just ran back in the karaoke place to compose myself. Unbelievable, UNBELIEVABLY inappropriate. Then our friend ben almost got taken down by the bouncer bc he was trying to leave with two bottles of champagne - that mind you, were unopened. Even the other two bouncers where like, hey dude what is ur problem - he hasn't opened the bottles, he can take them.
Sheesh.
Well that was last night. Everyone is feelin a little bit rough today, think we'll prob catch a movie or not . . .